you know you're from new hampshire when...

You say "wicked" instead of "really."
moo hampshirites copied that from massholes!

Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen
nope, never been there

You drive a Subaru
nope, toyota

Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean
that's a maine thing

You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida
true, true

Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer
never gone

When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad"
i certainly go to boston more than once a year...and you can't park in harvard yard, foo

"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend.
burlington is nice (vermont, for the clueless)

You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt
haha...live (tax) free or die...

You think of the major food groups as venison, beer, fish, and berries.
lol

You refer to the Patriots as "we".
ummm, ok

You can identify a Massachusetts accent.
i have a massachusetts accent

You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon.
very true

Down South to you means Boston.
ahhh, boston

You consider Manchester exotic.
i consider manchester to only be an alternative to logan airport

You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale.
wtf is that?

You can actually pronounce Kancamagus.
after living in this god-forsaken state for 10 years, i'd hope so

You know what a bubbler is.
another 'borrowed' mass thing

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
i don't have any neighbours

You go out for fish fry every Friday.
nope

You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving.
people in this state need to move outta my way, damn it...masshole, coming through!